(I am the receptionist at a busy veterinarian’s office. I answer a call from a gentleman who was trying to make an appointment:)
Pet Owner: “I’d like to make an appointment for the vet to see my three dogs.”
Me: “I have an opening two weeks from today.”
Pet Owner: “Gee, I was hoping for something much sooner.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but seeing three dogs takes a longer amount of time, and I don’t see a block of time to accommodate you until then. What seems to be the problem?”
Pet Owner: “My dogs have diarrhea. All three of them.”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry; that must be difficult for you.”
Pet Owner: “It sure is. My dogs are Great Danes.”
Me: “…bring them in at 6:00 pm today. We’ll stay open.”
(Great Danes are the world’s tallest dogs, with males reaching heights of nearly three feet. (Scooby Doo of the cartoon is a Great Dane.) I knew by giving that poor man an appointment that day I probably saved an entire forest of trees that would have been made into paper towels. The dogs recovered quickly.)
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